Wednesday, March 25, 2009
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Well its almost over !
So they have decided each time we return to UK it will be BIG shop in Spain as its much cheaper they say. Booze (what else is 50% cheaper for the same brand, and the wine they used to buy for €5.40 is €7.90 here so that's that. Alan did say that the one thing Spain does not do is the fine food stuff he uses, so they will deli shop in France on the last day.
So its nearly at an end, WHAT an adventure, nearly 5 months and seems but weeks. We have so many new friends and mates, a new house (nearly) and a new routine that will see us being in the sun all year (well what we get in UK). Its also the end of Priscilla our adventure friend, she's already on the market, I hope they find someone nice to take her on, she's given us the chance for so much fun over the past three years, and she's a bright and smart as when we first set off on the first trip.
As for this autumnal adventure well I hope you agree we have done, seen, and lived some fine experiences. I have lost count of the number of dogs I have met and sniffed from so many nationalities. There are many little things I remember that I forgot to put in the blog at the time, like meeting a Bernesse Mountain "Mr & Mrs" out of the blue walking along the paseo one lunch time, Mrs gave me a nice sniffing but he growled and made it clear to stay clear - Nice just being friendly.......I think they were a bit rough.....but never mind their loss !!!
Well dont look at me then !!
Yes I am better looking than your bloke !
Yesterday was just 350km so we were not too knackered, but dads did have a laugh while having lunch at a service station (without me !!) Apparently Guy picked a one glass bottle of wine to have with his Lasagnes, as Alan drives that's ok. At the till he was told he could only have the glass of wine if he bought a desert !! (this is France - wine !) so it went back on the shelf, even the French lady next in the queue wanted one and she was told no. Then they noticed trough the glass wall into the shop next door they sold regional wine by as many bottles as you like !! So there a rule well thought out !! So you cannot smoke in France and now you cannot drink the national drink !! (Cannot wait to get back to Spain !)
They say travel broadens your knowledge. Well you will remember we mentioned the trees in France that have what looks like pom poms in them (I put a picture on showing them ) well we now know what it is. When I went walking yesterday there was a huge bit broken off a tree and most of it was one of these balls. As I cocked my leg up to pee on it I was told it was mistletoe (apparently used for kissing !!!) so now we know what the millions of balls in the trees are .....
Its so cold and grey, grey, grey, the last time we saw sun was as we went from Spain into France, since then thick cloud, drizzle, and COLD, we all want to be back in SPAIN, and to add insult, dads are struggling to make Ice for the nightcaps, finding on sale in France is proving difficult - shame in'it...
So first thing in the morning will be go over the River Seine as it goes into the sea (I Know Guy will have his eyes closed as we get ever higher on pont de Normandy, and then down the motorway to the train in the tunnel, then on the other side of the road to Lincolnshire...........The End
(well maybe not - come back in a couple of days when we have got back - cus coming soon "The Life of Leopold" )
Sunday, February 22, 2009
A sad farewell
Friday, February 13, 2009
The guns of Mazarron
Its so nice being at home with my dads
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get
another dog"?
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a
pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just
think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff
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"When a woman is dancing, what part of her body should not move? Her bowls!"
Just to make you smile
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
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How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have
left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
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How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you
lose your house.
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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
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What do you call two skunks that are 69ing?
Odor eaters.
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What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs.
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Why do women have vaginas?
So men will talk to them.
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Why do only 30% of men get into Heaven?
If it were more, it would be Hell.
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Why don't women have any brains?
Because they don't have penises to keep them in.
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What is the difference between a geneologist and a gynecologist?
A geneologist looks up your family tree and a gynecologist looks up your bush.
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Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?
So he could run his fingers through his hair.
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Whats the difference between a microwave and a woman.
A microwave doesn't scream when you put a piece of meat in it.
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What do elephants use for tampons?
Sheep.
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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him Sum Ting Wong.
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Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
Because they're not going to work in the future, either.
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What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.
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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?
An itchy, twitchy twat.
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What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.
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Why is being in the military like a blow-job?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
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What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A bingo machine.
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with.... the other is used to carry groceries
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What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A cock that stays up all night.
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How does a Welshman find a sheep in tall grass?
Very satisfying.
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What do cow pats and cowgirls have in common?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
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How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
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What's six inches long that women love?
Folding money.
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What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.
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How can you tell if your girlfriend's frigid?
When you open her legs the lights go on.
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When does a cub become a boy scout?
When he eats his first Brownie.
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Did you hear about the 150 lb. man who had 75 lb. testicles?
He was half nuts!!!
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Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
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How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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I think I know what they all mean !!!!
Leopold
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
I'm still here - but spaced out !
At last I get time at the computer to update my blog. Its been busy to say the least, some days I have only got 3 walks !.
And for the last few days we have been having 24 degs, so life at the cafe or bar would have been the first choice. (that was 5 days ago when I started this update - since we have had 2 days of cloud and rain and wind and even a day when mist came rolling in off the sea, and we could not see clearly all day. Now we are back to eating outside in 20+ deg at lunch [Wednesday], and I have just come back from the port and my cream dish..slurp !!)I know its been a couple of weeks since I have been talking to you, but I have been keeping notes, so you miss nothing, and I have even more jokes stored for adding to the blog, to give you a smile during the "credit crunch" time.
So in reverse order (or NO order) what life is like in the Costa Colida. I am in heaven, each day I try new positions to stretch and each time in a new place. I have a new home, and there are 3 bedrooms, so I get one of my own, then there's the lounge, the terrace balcony, and if I get bored there's the huge roof solarium to spread out on. All the floors are tiled so me and my bits get the cooling effect, oh Priscilla you cannot offer the space I long for........ that's why your in the storage compound, while we enjoy SPACE, (and I hate to tell you, you are up for sale, on-line as I chat, the end of an era, the end of 15,000 km of fun, knowledge, new friends, laughs, tears, deep breaths, interesting places that many people never get round to seeing.
A panoramic shot taken from our lounge balcony
But for now we are in our new home (nearly dads say !!!!!!) in Mojon Hills Resort. With spectacular views of about 20 km of sea and coastline, and I can see all my doggy mates walking from my balcony, how cool is that. Dad has taken a few pics to show you where we are.
We are the second turret from left.
Down sides, there are a few. I have been left a couple of times while they have been in a BIG white van to IKEA, 8 trolley loads of things that took a couple of days with my mates Pat & Dave from the camp site to unpack and construct.......I did have my paws over my ears a couple of times, seems the instruction leaflets are not always clear !!!!! Actually as I remember its been three trips to Mercia for Ikea, not that I have ever seen the shop !
View from our favourite bar in the village.
I do have a new limousine though. Dads had to rent the car for another month, so decided to see if they had something to help with carrying stuff. They now have a "Popemobile", I jest not. It even has a space like a kennel at the back, ( I keep well clear). Its something like a Renault Kangoo in blood red, but I must admit there is far more room for me on the back seat. More window, but I am not going to wear a mitre on my head while being chauffeured (I have some standards).
The top floor Solarium, yet to be furnished.
The pool we share with the others in our small block
David and Alan were busy putting up 14 light fittings and getting all the kitchen equipment wired and plumbed up. One little problem, when Alan switched on the new oven the whole apartment went dark...... but after a few words I just understand, he got the wires correct in a European socket, and all was well. He also made another boob, when he went shopping he bought 6 eggs for the weekend breakfast. When he got home Guy said they looked a funny colour, and read the label - he had bought 6 hard boiled eggs, so no runny yolks for breakfast then......
Time to sit down after all the works done, a bit of comfort !.
I did not get off lightly during our move. On the day Priscilla was transferred to the compound, and we cleared our pitch, they got the last use out of our private loo/shower......ME.....I had to endure a full shampoo AND condition. I was in there for ages, but I did manage to wet EVERYBODY when I got out and had a good shake..... funny how I always get the last laugh..
A special trip was made into town, for "top range" audio equipment (so why they went to the Chino Bazaar was strange !) They need a radio to listen to Costa Calida Radio, so got the top model available !! €9, a dazzling stainless steel number !! its about the size of my paw, but when the plugged it into the new telly its sounds like one of their expensive ones back home....Credit crunch radio....
They have has so many visits to the bank, I've lost count, but on there last visit they came out smiling. Apparently the Managers office had an ancient typewriter (what ever that is) in the corner of his office. The Spanish Agent who was with dads said it was a top of the range Spanish Computer !!! No wonder its takes a long time for things to get done !!
To keep things in harmony, now I don't have a "little red car", I do have a "little red cupboard". The new furniture has a red cupboard which is mine, all my food, and treats, in one place where I can keep an eye on. I like my little red cupboard.
Its also so nice when I am out being chauffeured. Everywhere is in flower, the landscape is covered in yellow daisy, red poppy and purple flowers, and they have been saying they must try to get to the Sierra Espuna National park, which is famous for its miles of Almond blossom during this month. As soon its the big festival - Mardi Gras, everywhere in Spain has a big event. I am not sure what its all about but if we are still here I guess I will find out, dads said it will be VERY busy, but I guess what they mean is a lot of may fan club will be visiting.......
At this end of this long post, I will leave you with a smile ( more jokes tomorrow) I know some of you will have heard this but it is funny.
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there already.
After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything let alone from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have a football.'
Man - 'That's nice.'
Boy - 'Want to buy it?'
Man - 'No, thanks.'
Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
Man - 'OK, how much?'
Boy - '£250'
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.
Boy - 'Dark in here.'
Man - 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have football boots.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'Ok how much this time ?'
Boy - '£350'
Man - 'Sold.'
A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'
The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
Boy - 'To a friend of mine for a £600.'
The father says, 'That's a terrible thing overcharging your friend like that 'That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sin.'
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, 'Dark in here'.
The priest says, 'Don't start that sh* t again you little pr*ck, you're in my f........ cupboard now'!!
Saturday, January 17, 2009
We're rockin !
The only down bit is a lot of my mates have left, so some days I don't get to sniff any mates on the beach or on my walks, but I do get to town most days. That's my fix, cream and biscuits, while my humans take in the caffeine or alcohol, or both !
There has been a lot strange things going on lately, dads have been going into shops I don't get to go in. One of the shops has an illuminated sign saying "Real State". and I must admit they have been. All I have heard is "only in Spain" "one more rubber stamp and I'll murder" "they must be joking". Then yesterday I went with them, and I thought it was to the bar in Isla Plana. But we ended up at the back of the village, at the foot of the mountains. When we get out of my little red car, we are at a new empty house, and it had lots of cool tiled floor for me to spread all my bits on to, its was great. So I am not sure what's happening, but I get the feeling Priscilla's on her way out, and we may not be suffering a UK winter again, all will be revealed no doubt !
So I said I was putting a few "smiles" together, and here are the first, which were sent to me by Val in London, not sure where she finds the time to send me e.mails, with all the auditions she is doing at the moment !!!
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How fights get started…
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, **************** After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' And she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office! She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too' And then the fight started..... **************** Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.' My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?' And that's how the fight started .. **************** My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And then the fight started..... **************** I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY! !!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?' And then the fight started..... **************** I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.' And then the fight started..... **************** A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.' And then the fight started..... And finally A lady approaches her priest and tells him "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'" "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn the joys of praise and worship." "Thank you!" the woman responded. The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding the rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say "Hi we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?" One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away, brother. Our prayers have been answered!" Leopold |
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Its a week catch up
I've been so busy, I have been remiss in not keeping you informed of my life with dads in Spain.
Now busy has a different meaning here, busy seems to mean doing something in 3-5 days which could be completed before my second walk on day one !! So I've taken up (you have no option ) manana.I have taken to heart a matter brought to my attention, incorrect spelling ! So I have been editing, and doing the corrections, sorry Colin and El Muelle and others, but I am dog not a typist !
Since my last posting we have seen the passing of "Three Kings Day" which is the main Spanish Christmas ( the kids get their gifts on the eve of 5 Jan and all the family open them on the 6th) We walked into the Port, and there were lots of Spanish walking in families along the sea front.
It was a nice sunny day, which is a bit of a rare thing just now. Its been such unusual weather, that I think the locals think the end of the world is nigh. The worst for over 15 years (just because we are here I think !), the odd sunny day, otherwise lots of clouds, and yesterday and particularly last night, monsoons. So much rain and wind, when Alan got my lead for my late night walk, I just hid and would not move. I think he has recovered from the surprise of me not wanting a walk, but I knew there would be wind up my rear, and you know how I hate that.
Our neighbours Clive, Rachael and Jake my mate, have left. And today I got an email about the journey back to France. 3 hours stuck in an 18 km stationary jam in deep snow. A lorry had jacknifed (what ever that means !) So it was a longgggggggggg journey home for Clive. He is planning to return soon, so maybe the European weather may have eased by then.
Before they left it was decided they would have and "English" night in Spain. They went with Clive and Rachael to town and had Cod, Chips and Mushy peas (you can guess me and Jake were left to our own devices), they said it had been a good food, and made a nice change after 3 months away from the UK.
Dad was looking at Spanish News today, and he says Madrid Airport was closed for over 5 hours, and the whole country is cold, snowy, frosty and windy. So being in 8 - 15 deg here is more than we can hope for. Our friend Val sent us some pictures of the snow in the South of France, I have got the humans to add a few to my blog.
Today (Sunday) cleared up nicely, so I got a good walk into town, and later dads returned (on their own - again !) to have lunch. Me missing out may have been my fault. We ate lunch out on Three Kings Day, and while we ate, a nice young black Spanish Labrador girl passed by. It was my luck her human decided to eat at the next restaurant. She was tied to the post next to them, and was playing with another local dog. I got a bit excited, watching, and forgot myself and started to howl and sing at her, when I was told I could see everyone was looking at me, so I was in the DOG HOUSE as humans like to say ! On leaving I did catch up with her but I was still excited so she looked terrified and cowered away - maybe next time !
Talking of departures, my new mate Colin (Julies friend) has returned to the UK, so he will be a Brass Monkey by now. Hi Colin (see spelt right), everything under control here at El Muelle (can spell this too), hope your journey home was OK. On our way back, a couple walking along the promenade, stopped and talked to me, to our surprise they were Italians, so Guy was in his element chatting to them in Italian, they can from between Milan and Como, so an area known to him. They had a Newfoundland, so even bigger than me, but he was at home.
That's it for now, nearly up to date, were just all feel better in being able to get out and about again, we get a bit stir crazy when the 3 of us are stuck inside the one room Priscilla.......
Am collecting some more jokes for future updates, so smiles on they way soon.
Leopold
Sunday, January 4, 2009
More pictures of the fun weekend
I hope they enjoyed their lunch with out me !
Picture taken from Val's Hotel balcony
This the bay with the "naturist" beach, so we just got the pic before being made to disrobe !
Our mate Val, posing in the sun on Bahia Beach
The start of my walk along the paseo, I do it most days
Don't they make a nice picture, or is it the bay behind them that's just perfect ?
Manana & Madness
Well welcome to a "grey" blog update.
Grey sky's for nearly 10 days, and its getting us all down. It might still be about 16-18 deg during the day, but it's grey, which means we spend more time inside. Inside a SMALL room, and its can get a bit stir crazy, now we have been in Priscilla for 3 months. Then tonight the rain has started, so my walk is on hold, more time inside.
So to do things outside, dads have been doing all sorts of things, and not all have been a success, especially when I have been left out ( now there's a surprise !). In a mad moment, they decided to "pop" to Murcia, just up the road (apparently 50 mins) and as if they had "lost it" went to Ikea........
Sunday Lunch in the sun (without me !)
Now had I been involved in the decision I would have pointed although it was Friday and not a weekend, it was a HOLIDAY, schools out, offices closed between the festive days. No - they do it anyway, and it was Helllllllllllll. They came back and said it was the worst IKEA experience in there lives, made worse by mad Spanish roads around the commercial area of Murcia. Gardia with whistles blowing their lungs out at drivers who took no notice. Needless to say no purchase was made.
Now theres my plate of whipped cream, such nice service from my mate Julie at El Muelle.
Today they decided to have lunch out at La Cala, but again I was to be left at home. So it went wrong (how I smile). I got a walk along the promenade, around the marina and back, under they grey skies. They get me home, and they returned to town. It's Spain, so the restaurant did not open, not sure why, maybe its the Christmas/new year/ three kings extended holiday, whatever they lost it so could not be bothered to find another place to eat, came back a fired up the barbi and had some BIG steaks,(so it turned out OK for me - cus they had to share it to make penance for leaving me !)
At least its a friend giving me a cuddle, instead of all the strangers who stop me in the street
They have been to other shops and they have been closed with no apparent logic or alerted closing times shown, so the manana lost its smile factor.
More cuddles in the sun
Our neighbours went to Cartagena today, and returned saying it was manic. The local government has allowed the sales to start 5 days earlier that normal. Apparently shops cannot have a sale till after "Three Kings" (6 jan), dads were saying that would end the DFS sales in the UK !. They could hardly get into the huge car park, the queues were impossible, the things they went for were sold out, and McDonalds was bursting at the door.
This is my French mate Djone, he is just 3.5 months old
I think he may have the same paw size as me. and maybe the same devil streak !
The forecast is for some sun, and we are all getting desperate !!
We have been filling some of the grey days, going through the pictures my friend Val from London took wile she was visiting (and some pictures of my puppy mate in the South of France - Djone.
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Julie gets a "Nobel Prize"
Well its been a bit grey for a couple of days, warm but grey. Its quiet on site, and also in town - so many people have gone home for the holiday (must be mad), but we are still having fun.
It's been a shopping period (not so much of a problem being in a shop when the sun is not shining, they keep saying (any excuse)! So we are fully stocked, and ready for the next war!The sun returned today (Tuesday) so we went along the promenade to guess where ? El Muelle, Julie was there, but Ellie has returned home for a month. Julie's mate Colin was there, and we were telling them I had been accosted by a large Spanish family, who all wanted to be in a photo with me, (yawn), Guy had to say a bit of Spanish to tell them who I was and my CV.
It was while we were chatting that it was let out that Julie was getting an award. Apparently she has invented a new substance that is totally indestructible. They are still working out how it will effect the world, but tyre manufactures are worried it may put them out of business. Tyres made from Julies invention would last for EVER.
And all this was by an accident. She had begged Colin to bring a Christmas Pudding in his luggage, as she had a craving for a pud. On the day she read the instructions, and fired up the microwave. BUT then the surprise invention, the pudding was removed, and when they tried to stick a sharp kitchen knife into it, it bounced off. Also the inside of the oven was streaked brown, and every thing they have cooked after smelled of Christmas Pud (bad cus it reminds her of the tasty loss ). I am sure Kyle and Colin will forgive you soon. It must have been a malfunction in the Microwave, I'm sure an engineer could help !!
Colin telling me the story of Julies Pud
Consolation in the end - she had a €5 eye bath pud !
To end this blog update a few more smiles;
Paddy calls EasyJet to book a flight. The operator asks "how many people are flying with you ?" Paddy replies How the hell should I know, It's your plane !!
Two Irish couples decide to swap partners for the night. After 3 hours of amazing sex Paddy says " I wonder how the girls are getting on "
A man went to the doctors and told him that he thinks he is developing a hearing problem. Patient Doctor I think I am loosing my hearing" Doctor "Describe the symptoms?"
Patient Well Marg is short with purple hair, and Homer is bald and likes beer"!!
On a beautiful summers day, two English tourists were driving through Wales.
At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgagerchwyrndrabwyllllantysiliogogoch they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the waitress
Before we order, I wonder if you would settle an argument for us please. Can you pronounce where we are very, very, very slowly ?"
The girl leaned over and said
"Burrr-Gurr-King"
and finally
I had a wad of English pounds I needed to exchange, so went to the bank.
Just one lady in front of me... An Asian lady who was trying to exchange Yen for Euros and she was getting a little irritated....
She asked the teller "Why it change ?? Yesterday I get two hunat Euro of Yen. Today I get hunat eighty ?? Why change ??
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said "Fluctuations"
The Asian lady says " Fluc you white people too"!!!
Don't have nightmares sleep sound !
Leopold
Well that was Christams !
Guy and me can now breath a sigh of relief, we don't have to think before the C word is spoken in conversation - at least for another year !. Alan survived it, and said it was great not be caught up in the commercial mayhem back home. He did do a traditional festive (nearly !) lunch - turkey with all the trimmings including Brussels sprouts (yes he found some in Spain !) even baked his own bread, followed by the smallest Christmas pudding in the world. They said it was the size of an eye bath and cost €5 (scrooge !). The English butchers had long queues for days, so they expected to be there for ages when they collected their order, but they were the only ones there, so were home in 20 mins.
No comment !
BUT we all sat outside in brilliant sunshine, we had an invite to join some of the other "campers" in the site bar, to eat then play a quiz. But they started at 1pm, we eat later (thank heavens), but it was nice to be invited.
The "Campers" lunch table (2 bottles !!!!)
It was also great when we went for after lunch exercise along the beach. There were a few campervans and cars on the beach, and families with lots of tables and chairs eating the C* festive food (nearly again) everyone having fun in the bright sunshine with the sparkling sea lapping the shore. (always thought of being a poet). It was a great day, we were well stuffed and guess what? they were a little stewed, now I know that may come a shock to some of you......
Can I just say you appear not to have laid a place for me!
We had popped down to the marina while the turkey cooked, I was nearly mobbed at my favourite cafe El Muelle, every one wanted to talk to me and stroke me, again........ I did get a nice cuddle from the very nice Port Policeman, and I licked his legs, I was getting envious looks from others in the cafe....... Julie said my mate Jake from next door on campsite had been down and told her he knew me, so he got some Spanish ham as a treat (no problem I don't like ham) It was great walk with all the bars and restaurants open on 25 dec, and people sitting out at them.
I'll just sit on your lap then, hold tight !
We also have been back to the restaurant La Cala, dads had been given a card to get free wine with their lunch (you see where were going ?) so they were even happier after a nice lunch ( I had nearly a whole garlic cheese bread ) when they paid they got another card for more free wine next time - so they will be going back.
So next its new year ( and we are still here - like winning the lottery !)
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Pictures from America
Well its almost the 25th and Alan, the head of bah humbug, has turned off the radio, due to the "seasonal" content (we cannot say the word Christmas in case he breaks out in a rash !"), so we have been having lunch outside Priscilla to the sound of the maintenance dept using a pneumatic drill to dig up a drain, cannot wait for my afternoon walk.
I thought I would show you the pictures I received from my American cousin "Tucker", who, as you can see is enjoying the bad weather they are having over in the USA. Now if the snow in the UK was like that, crisp and clean, and deep I may enjoy it. As UK snow is usually wet, slushy and dirty, I think I will stick with the SUN.......
We have cloud this morning, but everyone is hoping that its sunny tomorrow to have Christmas (there I have said it again !) lunch outside. Some of the humans on site say they will have a dip in the sea before lunch (think they have been in the sun too long !!) dads said there was as much chance of them doing that as being hit by an iceberg while out walking this afternoon ! (and I wont cus I don't do water !)
I am still waiting for some pictures taken by Val when see visited, to put on here. However I am told she's away again in the South of France so I will have to wait (usual then !).
This will probably be the last posting before the festive day (wont go for the third time !!) as I imagine their dexterity may be impaired tomorrow, with "festive Spirit" (that's the same as they usually drink but larger portions) so getting the PC open and connected for me to update you will be just a no hoper !!
So to all our friends everywhere
Happy holidays
Feliz Navidad
Bon Noel
Saturday, December 20, 2008
My best French friend joins me
Well what a surprise, I went out in the little red car yesterday, and I dosed on my seat. All of a sudden the door opened and someone joined me on my seat. What are we a taxi now ?. I looked and could not believe it. It was Val from London, my big mate, and she was here, I think I might have gone a bit mad, almost ripping her shirt off ! I was so excited.
Alan + Val at El Mulle, in the sun before we had lunch at La Cala (Dads were woundering why we were in front of advert for "Virgin of the Sea" ?)
Now we have been out yesterday and today, and it so hot, Val was amazed, and said she had brought the wrong wardrobe (what ever that is !). We are all knackered, after being out all day, breakfast, lunch, afternoon aperitif, and soon dinner.
Val is my mate and I want to sit with her, move over !!
So I will just put a couple of pics on the blog so you can see what we were doing, and I will tell more when we have recuperated.
I mean it !!
Right Val here I come !